I went to the annual street fair with my aunt and ny family today. The harsh heat beat down us for three hours. Ouch. When a slight breeze picked up, my aunt said the weirdest thing. To this moment, I am still slightly disturbed and confused. What exactly did she say to me?
"You know, this breeze is just... It's just... orgasmic."
I feel violated writing this, and I apologize if anyone feels violated reading this. But admit it, I definitely caught your attention.
Just for my own sanity, HAPPPPPY SUNDAYYY YODODOLAODH.