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Monday, July 7, 2008

Chuck Norris Jokes

I was totally clueless about Chuck Norris and all of his little jokes, until my friend Holly told me what they really were. So, she sent some to me and I looked some up myself, and I thought some of them were funny. So please enjoy the following Chuck Norris jokes. :)


-When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

-Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors.

-Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

-Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter

-When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.

-Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris.

-Chuck Norris once won a game of Connect Four in 3 moves.

-Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.

-Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris

-When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off.

4 comments:

Denise said...

Hi Ellie. Chuck Norris jokes are very funny. I work with a bunch of guys and they are always spouting off these jokes. I'm gonna share yours with them and see if they have heard those before. I have already found a kitten today and I am picking her up tonight. I'm so excited. I'll have pictures to post tomorrow!
Denise

87291472-Sharky said...

Good morning :> Long time no speak. Thank you for the comment. Did you click the photo of the moon and see the stars? One night they were there, and the next it was over. I like you new layout a LOT. Perfect.Have a great Hump Day.
MeX

Anonymous said...

hey, stumbled accross your blog somehow, i like it, keep up the good work!!

mark,
leeds, england.

Hillary Kitten said...

If Chuck Norris ran for President he would beat anybody he ran against. With his fists.