Yes, today is Hump Day, as I always love to point out at every opportunity I get. Which is every Wednesday. Once a week. Mwah ha ha.
Anyways, I heard something called Fat Tuesday? Yesterday, I heard a girl talking about how her birthday is on Fat Tuesday. I thought it was some kind of inside joke. Then, my friend, H, and I were going through a super secret catalog of super secret items, and we came across a page with Fat Tuesday on it.
WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS SO CALLED FAT TUESDAY?