I went to the annual street fair with my aunt and ny family today. The harsh heat beat down us for three hours. Ouch. When a slight breeze picked up, my aunt said the weirdest thing. To this moment, I am still slightly disturbed and confused. What exactly did she say to me?
"You know, this breeze is just... It's just... orgasmic."
I feel violated writing this, and I apologize if anyone feels violated reading this. But admit it, I definitely caught your attention.
Just for my own sanity, HAPPPPPY SUNDAYYY YODODOLAODH.
2 comments:
I thought you said it was cold where you were.
What does orgasmic mean, anyway?
Well...I can understand how that is not the kind of comment one wants to hear from the lips of their aunt, or any adult family member for that matter. It does, however, come to show that she is just human. She probably felt bad as soon as the words came out of her mouth. We all say things we wish we could take back!
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