I Wuv My Mom

My mom is the most hilarious person to me. She doesn't even try, either. You know the movie Penelope? She asked if I wanted to see it with her this weekend. I started to giggle and she didn't quite understand why. You see, she pronounces "Penelope" as penny-lope. Not Pen-el-oh-pee. You know? I thought it was the funniest thing in the world.


Today Mom was talking about how she hates bills and she hopes they stop coming forever. I don't know why, but I said, "Hi, my name is Bill. I bring pain to many people." I also don't know why, but we both started bursting into uncontrollable laughter. It was so weird! I call that word vomit, from the Twilight Series.

At lunch, a girl named Sara made me and everybody else crack up! My friend Maddie had Pops the cereal to go, and all of a sudden, Sara goes, "Goooottttaaa Haaaavvvvee Myyyy Poooooopppps!!" She sounded like a goat! Everybody was hysterical.

I had an extremely comical day today. Now wish me luck for my writing test tomorrow!!!!!