Jokes Made By My Dad

Seriously. There are times that I just want to rewind the last few things I heard.

Joke this morning when I woke up:
Conversation between Mom and Dad:

Dad: Did you wake her up?
Mom: Yeah.
Dad: You're so nasty.
Mom: What?
Dad: She was probably having sugar plum fairy dream.

Sugar Plum Fairy? Uhhhh...

Forever awkward in the morning.

For dinner, we are going to have chop suey.

Dad goes
"We're going to go make the chop suey now. Chop Chop. Ha!! Chop Chop!"

I do not get it, personally.